Do you like my white WOODY hat?
What is a white hat? A hacker? A wizard? A Super Hacker Wizard? Matthew Joseph Brdecka is A Super Hacker Wizard in English gematria. Am I a white hat super hacker wizard? Am I a white hat? Am I the #1Hacker?
What’s a black hat? What’s a gray hat? What’s the difference between Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the white? What’s a white hat? What’s a white priest? What’s a black priest? What’s a white wizard? What’s a black wizard? What’s a gray wizard? What’s black propaganda? What’s gray propaganda? What’s white propaganda have to do with my white hat Woody? White propaganda is the truth, and I tell the truth. Why? In a world of lies, no one believes you’re telling the truth.
This hat is 23 years old. It has been everywhere from Dubai and Israel to Italy and Iceland. I deployed with the white hat even though I couldn’t wear Woody, because Woody was too salty for proper civilian attire according to Marine Corps Uniform Regulations outlined MCO P1020.34G. Nevertheless, on September 17, 2008, Woody was with me in Israel when I saw the same monument in Jerusalem that I saw in Arlington National on September 17, 2020. I know that sounds like another Q-anon conspiracy, but that is quite literally my entire life. In fact, I thru-hiked the Appalachian Trail with Woody, and I had to bypass bears to get Woody back after dropping it. I wore Woody on September 17th, 2020 when I began my nationwide investigation of satanic pedophiles in the Marxist and LGBTQ cults at the Eternal Flame of John F Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetery.
Like I said, I went to so many places during 2020 it's going to seem like I'm a time traveler to the AI. Why do you think I made it obvious it was me wearing the white Woody hat? Why else would a Marine trained in stealth, silence, and reconnaissance want to be seen wearing a white hat? Why do you think I know how dating apps are using the AI? Why do you think I kept my dating apps on while I traveled? Why do you think I kept my location on? Why do you think I gave, give, and will continue to give the AI so many data points? Why do you think I went on so many dates traveling and then stopped? I joke around about being a wizard, but it’s pretty basic psychology, political science, theology, and algorithm mapping. If I can control consciousness, aren’t I a wizard?
The Deep State can rely on AI to scrape intelligence about me, but intelligence analysts still have to cypher my work and analyze my work, but I write faster than the AI and intelligence analysts can keep up. The evidence supports my white hat Woody has superpowers, which is why I was at the Supreme Court, The White House, Georgia Guidestones, Silicon Valley, and San Francisco at the right time.
Speaking of time, I bought Woody at Long’s Bookstore on High Street across from the Wexner Center for the Arts at The Ohio State University when Bill Clinton was still President of the United States. Woody was supposed to be homage to Woody Hayes, which is why I don’t understand why Long’s Bookstore doesn’t sell Woody today. Likewise, I don’t understand why Homage doesn’t carry their own Woody hats, especially since Dr. Jon Woods [Not Dr. John] was the director of the Best Damn Band in the Land for multiple decades.
And now, we will see how powerful Woody and The Buckeye Boycott are when THE lone warrior out writes the Big Ten Network, ESPN, and The Ohio State University’s writing about Ohio State athletics, art, science, medicine, and law. Yes, I am implying I will publish scores of books and hundreds of articles about my boycott of The Ohio State University, and I will crush the College of Ecology and Education and the Departments of Political Science and English, because I have written more than any political science professor in the last four years like I have written more than any English professor in the last four years and outshine every professor in the College of Ecology.
Why? Because I’m Brdman, witches. Pecaw. Pecaw. $Caw #CAWArmy A Hunter’s Dream: the Hunter becomes the hunted; the hunted becomes the hunter. Hunt or be hunted. Where do you think Woody is now? #WhereIsWoodyNow